West End opening night
by Mama Bross | 19 Feb 2019
Hey Bagel Lovers,
I’m going to say something contentious here – and you’re like – what no – Mama Bross is going to say something controversial – get outta here!…- so you can just quit with the sarcasm…
Ok here goes…
I love February.
There. I’ve said it. That feels good. I know to you Scots, February is to months of the year what Tuesday is to days of the week. I have noticed your national dismissive approach to February – the way you wince your way through it like it was a Christmas episode of Hollyoaks and I’m here to tell you, you’re wrong. February is a great month – it’s short and to the point – much like me. Also both my kid’s birthdays are in February (which also demonstrates how much I enjoy May… not Theresa… the month). The bleak hell that is January is over and Spring is finally in the air. Also February is also the only month in Edinburgh that doesn’t have a firework display. I don’t know who it is on Edinburgh council who has shares in fireworks production but the one month respite from the relentless onslaught of colourful explosions is blessed relief.
February is also great because we officially opened our third shop in the West End. Our THIRD shop. Unbelievable!
Not too far off of Princess Street and great for all you city centre workers – we are proud to bring to the West End our famous brand of bagels, fillings and bad puns. No longer do you need to traverse across town to get your hole filled by Mama Bross. I will come to you.
Here’ some pics from our launch night – make sure you drop in next time your passing!
Oh and keep your eyes peeled – we have new Bross Advert on the way and a few more surprises planned for the next wee while… just let me enjoy February first….
Ciao for now, bagel babies!
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